cleoselene:

lord-blongus:

scp2008:

amuzed1:

saito-91:

thenamesdiondra:

cynosurecosplay:

batter-sempai:

sueanoi:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bankuei:

meqabitch:

theryanproject:

futureblackpolitician:

cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

June 1st    1354838    via

royalsnek:

mystery-draws:

theunlimitedskye:

theunlimitedskye:

sparkly-thot:

madeline-hargreeves-official:

friday-thebestdayoftheweek:

god-of-sporks:

shittypostarchive:

dovewithscales:

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dovewithscales:

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timetravelingcacti:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

timetravelingcacti:

misha-has-a-wormstache:

timetravelingcacti:

yellow-red-food-reborn:

tea-4-you-and-me:

tea-4-you-and-me:

wannareachmyugw:

eclipsetheumbreonandzerryberry:

ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2:

not-alone-but-always-alone:

sataninsatin:

captaingaykid:

captaingaykid:

bearisthename:

flannelwearingviking:

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nikowldrabbles:

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tuggeriisms:

unholytrinityandfriends:

unholytrinityandfriends:

yahnicowrn:

twodemigodtraveleroflorien:

twodemigodtraveleroflorien:

optimistphan:

babybeartm:

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thepanicemo:

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sleepylzrd:

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pearlpines:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

kynisme:

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2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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WHAT
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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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oh?

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OH

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

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nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

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THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

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you’re shitting me

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HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

I summon the ask god to my inbox

Yeet, it works

If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again

this better work

i swr if this works imma scream

I swear

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?????????

pls

ha i seem to remember this not working 

This won’t fucking work

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*SCREECHING*

Me whenever I get a message

Funny. I don’t think it’ll work for me 😂

Holy shit nevermind 😂

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nEVERMIND IT WORKS I WAA PROVEN WRONG

Lol the other thing like this I reblogged didn’t work

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D: D: D:

Ha! Urban Tumblr legends never work on me!

W h a t t h e f u c k

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Fuck it

Impossible

I call bullshit

ok, for real though?

i have reblogged this a few days ago and i have not gotten a message. i am a champion

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fucking christ

Theres no way this will work

Edit: I just got BINGO BONGO

Fingers crossed that this works 🤞🤞

I mean I doubt it but who knows

This is gonna be interesting.

Go for it if you dare

I’m curious

It didn’t work ):

OwO

This post has so many notes now

I doubt this’ll work

It worked for me

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*dabs*

*gasps*

*stabs you*

Shit like this never works for me

I summon my fellow strange spirits of the internet. What messages have you for me?

I doubt this but hey why the fuck not?

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Three in one. All gems. Thank you for these words of wisdom.

18/04/2019

press x to doubt

X

x

The beginning of the post looks like a fucking graveyard

No way this is true

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WHO THE FUCK–

Holy shit I’ll be so excited if this really works

I have my fingers crossed

June 1st    1464635    via

champagnemanagement:

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 29th    224347    via

iridessence:

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

May 7th    1043940    via

thebones-files:

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

painforestcafe:

fuckyeah2000s:

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Royalty

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

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stop it bastard

meeting a new group of people

viendiletto:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

polyglottraveler:

sprachtraeume:

me: hi! so where are you guys from :D

normal people: I am from Russia/Brazil/Italy/Australia/etc :)

Americans, assuming studying the specific geography of their country was ever relevant to me: Oh I was born in iower but went to school in Oregano (My parents come from East Carolina though):~)

Someone finally said it it’s so annoying!

One day I was eating at a restaurant in Peru with the 3 guys who were volunteering with me and someone asked us where we came from. So I said France, the German guy said Germany, the Maltese guy had to say Italy because almost no-one in Peru knows where Malta is, and then the American guy said Portland, like he didn’t even specify the state he just thought everyone knew where Portland is 😤

i can’t tell whether this is better or worse than

european: where are you from

american: i’m italian

european: omg same! da dove vieni?

american: wait what lol i don’t speak mexican i only speak english


and


european: where are you from?

american: (monolingual english speaker, white, never left Marietta, GA in 23 years of life) well i’m 1/5th irish, 1/7th german, 32% greek, 4/9ths native american, 1/12th swedish, a little bit filipino, my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries, but i just call myself african :)

The American comments on this post are so irritating. I think that some of them don’t realise that the USA is just a country while Europe is a continent made up of different countries where you can find different religions, different autochthonous ethnicities, different languages etc; You can’t compare a single country’s diversity to the diversity of an entire continent.

“But Texas is so different from Oregon! People need to know which state I’m from because they’re all so different!” We don’t care. We are going to see you as an American, not as a Texan or a Californian or whatever, just like you’re going to see someone from Bavaria as a German, someone from Normandy as a Frenchman or someone from Piedmont as an Italian, not as a Bavarian, a Norman and a Piedmontese. European countries have regional differences too, even more than US states yet we don’t feel the need to specify that to foreigners when they ask us where we’re from unless they ask us to elaborate.

“But the US is so big! Some of our states are even bigger than your countries!”

Russia is the largest country in the world and undoubtedly more diverse than the US. If you were to ask a Russian where they’re from they would say that they’re from Russia, not Komi or Tuva unless they’re speaking to another Russian or someone they know to be familiar with Russian geography.

You’re not special nor does the world revolve around you, just accept that and move on.

April 12th    94032    via

mjalti:

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

canarry:

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

dekutree:

teacher: i graded your tests. some of you didn’t do so well

me: @ me 

artblastside:

do you ever have a really perfect daydream

but then it starts to hurt

because you realise you’ve filled it with all the things missing from your life and you’re suddenly hit with the fact that it’s not real

and instead of being a happy refuge from reality it becomes a reminder of the gaping holes in your heart that only fantasies can fill

witdiseased:

moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

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whiteelephantssittingducks:

me @myself:

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April 12th    72340    via

babushkaboi:

due to personal reasons i need a hug

BTHEMES ♥